Nonsense: Press Release Action

I get motoring press releases sent to my inbox all day for some reason. I would say the breakdown is a quarter-split between Real News, Pretend News, Employment of New PR Guy News, Not News At All But Let’s Squeeze a Car In There.

Sometimes the “Not News” ones are astounding, so here’s an example of this. You might see it in your local paper too, as it’s basically shovel-news for lazy hacks who’ve had a boozy lunch and just want to Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V and then spend the rest of the day sending awkward Emails to female colleagues.

FAMILY ROAST AT RISK!

 

 

 

 

 

 

N.B. References to new Hyundai altered somewhat to avoid free advertising.

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